How I Become a Millionaire Meme Script: Every ChatGPT “Get a Job” Line
The How I Become a Millionaire meme script with timings: the question, “Get a job.”, “Bro, what are they talking about?” and the follow-up, plus acting tips.
Last updated: 2026-10-19
Short answer: Four lines in about 13–15 seconds. (1) “ChatGPT, how I become a millionaire in 30 days?” (2) “Get a job.” — read off the screen. (3) “Bro, what are they talking about?” (4) “ChatGPT, what if you don't want to get a job and you want to be a millionaire?” Everything else is timing and an offended face.
Line by line, with timing
Handheld vertical shot, friend about a meter away. Timings follow the original rhythm:
| Time | Action | Line |
|---|---|---|
| 0–4 s | Phone to mouth like a voice note | “ChatGPT, how I become a millionaire in 30 days?” |
| 4–5.5 s | Lower phone, stare at screen | (wait) |
| 5.5–6.5 s | Read flat | “Get a job.” |
| 6.5–8 s | Look up, insulted | “Bro, what are they talking about?” |
| 8–9.5 s | Type fast, frowning | (typing) |
| 9.5–13 s | Phone back to mouth | “ChatGPT, what if you don't want to get a job and you want to be a millionaire?” |
How to sell it
Play the first line seriously — this is a real business question to you. The wait should feel hopeful. “Get a job.” must be emotionless, as if the words hurt. The reaction is offense, not confusion.
The second question is stubborn — like you found a loophole. If you only have a few seconds, ending on “Bro, what are they talking about?” is the strongest single beat.
Keep the camera close and slightly unsteady. Tripod-perfect lighting reads like an ad.
Script twists people use
- Change the deadline: “by Friday”, “before rent is due”.
- Swap the asker: dog, cat, friend reading the screen.
- End on silence and a slow stare into camera.
Remake with AI instead
Upload one photo on the generator — beats and lines match the hosted reference; dialogue is lip-synced from the clip. See how-to guide.
Frequently asked questions
“ChatGPT” or “ChatGBT”?
Spoken lines say ChatGPT; the original caption used “ChatGBT” as a joke.
Is it “how do I become” or “how I become”?
The skit drops “do” — keep it for remakes.
How long is the original?
The full reel is longer; the millionaire hook everyone remakes is the first ~13 seconds.
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